rolling donkey

inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison

dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho

by swisda March 12, 2008

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

by plattendreher March 15, 2012

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

Genius Donkey

The politically correct way of calling somebody a 'smart arse'

(Student to the nerd of the class after he corrected the teacher):*sigh* you are such a Genius Donkey...

by Qwantum January 7, 2010

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

donkey-snatch

When you take something that isn't yours; or, someone who receives something that they didn't earn.

"Hugo just donkey-snatched that girls purse"

"Sara is such a donkey-snatch; she slept with the professor to get a 4.0"

by R.T. Custard April 21, 2010