Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
Get the Farting like the Barber's Catmug. Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.
Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.
Bob:never trust a barber man.
Bob:never trust a barber man.
by Beesofbag September 3, 2022
Get the Barbermug. Sexy light skin with a shlong
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
Get the LT Barbermug. When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.
Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
by SexyLamp November 19, 2022
Get the Butterknife Barbermug. A barber shop in the boondocks
by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017
Get the backyard barbermug. A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay
by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020
Get the Shano Barbermug.