Ted Cruz

Canadian-born teahadist who represents Texas in the U.S. Senate, he helped orchestrate a government shutdown as part of an effort to defund the Affordable Care Act

Ted Cruz seems to have just one goal in life; stop the Affordable Care Act no matter what.

by Republican$$uck November 22, 2013

Ted Cruise

A murder spree.

After getting fired from his dead-end job, John took his old Cavalier out for a Ted cruise, leaving over 20 dead.

by RCM43 June 3, 2018

ted nugent

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.

Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Dirty Ted

When the male sucks the shit out of a woman's ass. He then proceeds to spit the shit in his hands, and masturbate with it.

I can't wait to meet with Susan tonight, I've been thinking about a Dirty Ted all day!

by Ragar March 9, 2019

Ted Move

When a person in a relationship drops the L Bomb way too soon. Ted is referring to Ted Mosby In How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)

Bf: I told my gf that i love her last night!

Bf Bro: DUDE! Totally a Ted Move, thats only your second date!

by Jimmy Gray October 20, 2008

Ted Cruz

A phrase used to describe an abnormally large piece of excrement.

Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!

I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.

by TheTruthWithin October 16, 2013

Uncle Ted

Another name for Ted Nugent.

I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.

by Stosh January 14, 2005