The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.
by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013
When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
by GoGo Bates June 09, 2022
by Pineapple6685 August 27, 2022
(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive
Noun: Taxi Drive
by MyPi February 26, 2019
A random guy: So, should we call a taxi?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
My friends: Don't worry, Steve is here! He will take us home, don't you?
by @Abu__Memes November 06, 2021
by PyroDiction April 02, 2022