Spiritual Identification System

The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.

"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."

"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."

by Full Monteirism January 10, 2021

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Crunican Self-Report System

Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.

Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.

by Crunican1 August 1, 2023

genetic lifeform and disc operating system

The acronymic meaning of GLaDOS.

Aperture Laboratories Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System, or GLaDOS, filled the room with neurotoxins.

by SupaleegamingX May 17, 2014

Australia. One Country Seven Systems

Australia’s One Country, Seven Systems form of Government succeeds the former democratic system where Australia and its seven States was then governed by a Prime Minister, a time when all Australians were free to move throughout their homeland unchallenged and without fear.

However in 2020, the One Country Seven Systems form of Government was quickly introduced by State leaders called Premiers whom under the fog of Covid 19 virus, closed State borders to each other. Cross border activities for industry, family visits, employment, medical, farming, schools and much more mostly came to a stand still. Australians lost their once had freedom with people movement, employment and life style activity all now strictly controlled, monitored and enforced by the State Premiers law enforcement personnel. Forced quarantine, arrest powers and heavy monetary penalties were introduced to further control Australians by fear should strict compliance to the One Country Seven Systems form of Government not be adhered to. Economic collapse into a severe recession had resulted. Public out cry for the return of freedom of movement and a plea from the Prime Minister Scott Morrison for State borders to be open had fallen onto deaf ears of the State Premiers who have seized the country’s power.

Example of Australia. One Country Seven Systems. Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk “Queensland Hospitals are for our people “ in response to having refused entry into Queensland to a number nearby NSW residents who were in need of urgent medical care.

by Ainalem September 2, 2020

The Ghetto System

A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.

Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15

Race:
Being White:-400

by King G July 12, 2005

Peanut Rating System

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)

I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.

by Jaiger June 1, 2010