Shelax

The best Ship ever. The OTP of all People. There are over 100 FanFics on Wattpad of them, and soon propably more. Max/Mithzan and Shelby/Shubble are so cute together. They would be a power couple

Person 1: Hey, I heard your a shipper. What is your OTP?
Person 2: You really need to ask? It's SHELAX!
Person 1: Really? THAT'S MY OTP TOO! THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!
Person 2: YEAH! Sadly their not together..
Person 1: But that makes us come up with AMAIZING ideas for FanFics!
Person 2: True dat Dude

by H3770 VSSH073 January 2, 2017

selawii

A guy who is handsome and will fuck your bitch and never call her

Omg I just got selawiied

by Selawii April 16, 2017

Selactose intolerance

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream

Selective lactose intolerance

Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese

PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?

Patient: yeah

PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)

Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks

PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance

by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

selahjah

A strong, confident, kind, beautiful soul. Who isn’t afraid of anything

You are such a selahjah

by Ughpeeps October 28, 2017

Selanga

A bitch ass cunt

You selanga

by Frosty___69 December 22, 2017

suelaman

AN AMAZING GREAT PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN LONG AND WALID

"wow is that long suelaman is so much better"

by YAYAYEET April 23, 2018

suelaman

A sexpert who has trained to become one for over 30 years usually in a North Korean sweat shop. Anyone who is a suelaman generally despises the name George and In doing so shrinks his penis.

You're a suelaman? don't ever fucking talk to me or my turtle again.

by Hi group April 23, 2018