Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.

Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.

by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015

Give a girl your sweater day

On these days “November 11,12,13” you will have to give a girl your hoodie when they go outside good luck boys

This is used when the girl is cold or you just like the girl enough to give a hoodie”Give a girl your sweater day

by NickChubb November 8, 2019

Real tight sweater

Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater

Verse
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater

Hook

Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater

by based-chad 892 September 12, 2020

Sweater Puppies

01.) The warm titties of a female

Dude, I had my face all over those sweater puppies!

by IndustrialHaze September 29, 2008

Sweater Pumpkins

A female with incredibly large breasts

Dude that girl's tits are like Double F's !

Yeah she's got sweet sweater pumpkins!

by Myspace slash SenorBivins August 9, 2009

Sweater Cleavage

When a woman's breasts are so large that you can see the bra overflowing and can see the cleavage through the shirt.

Sweater Cleavage sweatermeat

by BastardBrick October 8, 2009

Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.

Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.

by Juls309 February 10, 2015