shacklebolt

To claim that one is better than another at some activity; to one-up someone.

"My girlfriend loves it when I give her a massage."
"Psht. I give WAY better massages than you do."
"Man, you just got shacklebolted."

by J3L October 14, 2008

spackle

To shoot cum on someone's face.
To insult someone. To treat like shit. To fuck someone over.

He pulled his dick out of her pussy and proceeded to spackle her as she screamed for more cock.

by Ray July 23, 2003

shackle me

Give a guy a hand job!!! and whene a guy says that that means now and FAST!!!!

Hey baby shackle me now right now!

by kayla May 8, 2005

Spackle

It is a state of being, blowing coke and laying in your pajamas all day skipping class, then wearing those same pajamas to a party that night, while doing all of this you never lie, joke, or kid about things happening in your life

You are being a waste of life cokehead, stop being a "Spackle "

by Northeasternhomie March 24, 2009

Spacklefag

Someone who puts spackle into their rectum, often in hopes of making a mold of it.

My friend here is a spacklefag.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

shacklet

The usually unintended product of a shack up.

The shack up produced a shacklet.
~ Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H*)

by nrs135 August 28, 2005

Swackenhammer

When one's medical practices are slightly "unorthodox" and usually requires use of a "special tool" that can cure anything. Often referred in a homosexual (or "queer") manner.

Swackenhammer

(1) John goes to the doctor:

Doc: " So what can I do for you today, John?"
John: " Well, you see doc, I've been having this ear...
Doc: (cutting John off) Take off your pants John.
John: "... wait, excuse me Doc."
Doc: "We have to find the root of your problem, John."

John: "Doc, its only an ear ache"..
Doc: "Now, now John, just be a good boy and take off your pants. Lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we're working with."

**John hesitantly obeys**

Doc: "Now take a deep breath John"

**the sound of a zipper is heard**

John: "Doc, what are you doing.....wait! That doesn't go there!!!

John has just been swackenhammered!

by prisoner-OF-polk December 15, 2010