While walking on a beach, you find a sleeping person and poop on their chest. Once the heat from the sun has melted your feces, you wake them up and proceed to explain the dangers of global warming.
I was going to vote Republican, but after that Al Gore Surprise I'm not sure I can ignore the issue of global warming any longer.
by TSFTL February 15, 2010
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by Miami Mike January 16, 2006
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n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."
by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008
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by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009
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"Well Sandra thought she got the best of me last night by giving me blue balls, so this morning I made sure I got up extra early to give her the dawn suprise."
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If my girlfriend is not satisfying me, i will occasionally have a visit to the zoo for an orange suprise.
by juan cabo121 March 11, 2010
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