Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."

by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

Navel surprise

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.

Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.

by Gritty42 November 29, 2011

AC Surprise

A person shits inside an air conditioner as he or she is leaving a hotel. The next person to use it will no doubt put his or her face up to the air conditioner to get the full blast of coolness.
Instead, he or she will get the full blast of shitness.

Yo, that hotel sucked. Good thing I gave them the AC Surprise...

by Pimp Cat August 14, 2004

Niagara Surprise

First, you jizz in a gatorade bottle for a month to save up a lot of old, smelly, crusty cum. Second, you fuck a girl from behind. When it's time to cum, you pull out the bottle with your juice and pour it allllll over your partner's back, making it like a cum waterfall (the "Niagara"). Third, when the partner turns around and yells "HOLY SHIT!" you bust in their eye (the "Surprise").

Bukkake's for amateurs; I pulled a Niagara Surprise on that bitch!

by CR3W-Gonzo March 9, 2009

surprised moose

While doing a woman in the doggystyle position you must position her so she is facing the closet. Upon a predefined signal your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture as you put your hands up to the sides of her head with your fingers splayed. your friend then runs off and posts the photo in as many places as possible.

I have a pic of stephanie as the surprised moose when she whored out to me last night!!!

by Spazzington Ruttingham Esquire the Third December 7, 2006

dissapointed but not surprised

when a person does something stupid and you could see it coming, but you are still upset about it because you thought maybe they had changed.

yesterday my ex said he didnt have a sex drive for anyone but me, and today he told me he fucked another girl. dissapointed but not surprised.

by IAmSquidward October 8, 2018