Puddle Surfer

One who partakes in the act of smoking Methamphetamine. Twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite BIC, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.

If you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a Puddle Surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a SICK ONE and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.

by SafetyHazard June 30, 2011

surfer

A truely respectful person due to our true respect for the ocean, which is how we are all linked together.

If a girl is crying in the corner of a room the first person to talk to her will be a surfer, or gay.

by dumdork55 December 25, 2008

surger

a very charismatic, dynamic and explosive person suddenly appearing in an environment

I never suspected he would go very far, but at age 25 he became a surger.

by Thomas Edward III April 3, 2005

Life Surfer

One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness

Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.

by emand January 22, 2009

Surburban Oil Rig

When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.

I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!

by Big Vick Lover 53 June 26, 2008

wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Ring Surfer

Ring Surfer: someone who likes to lick the Anus.

Dude your a Ring Surfer

by Giant Golden Mole December 8, 2004