Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!

Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.

by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011

soprina

A photogenic girl who can be full of herself sometimes and always fishes for compliments. She loves to talk A LOT. She's fashion forward, but she's inwardly basic. Cutest cheeks ever--face and ass. You can find her sipping on a chai latte in the closest Starbucks.

-OMG did you see that cute girl Soprina's butt?
-Totally, but she won't stop talking about it.

by throwsupdefinitions January 2, 2016

spring fox

when a man wants to have sex with a hairy girl during the spring months only.

did you hear that dave is into spring foxing.

by orca sniffer January 17, 2016

sprightly

Term used to suggest fitness vitality or youth. Often used by deluded old and unfit people.

It feels good to be a sprightly 36, said Marc ignoring his expanding girth

by Fab000 April 8, 2017

sprine

drink containing sprite and wine

Let's have some sprine!

by onlytheloserswin March 12, 2018

sprinch

a pinch that turns into a sprinkle

she added a sprinch of sass to the convo

by dolangraysonkittygirl November 1, 2018

mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.

The current record for mexican spring break is 432.

by mh2424 April 25, 2011