Super Straight 

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

Super Straight by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

Super Straight 

A superstraight is a gay furry

David:im Super Straight!

Sam:gross

David:i just want a werewolf daddy

Super Straight by Egg Zey May 9, 2022

Super Straight 

A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.

“Noahs a super straight”
“Actually? Maybe we should shit in ash trays together”

Super Straight by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

super straight 

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets

Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight

super straight by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

Super straight 

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.

Max: I'm super straight
Cylis: Get a life loser

*Max dies from unknown causes 5 hours later*

Super straight by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

Super straight 

Super straight is a man or woman whom wants to date someone who is born the opposite gender.

He/she has identified as super straight

Super straight by Thattoytaguy March 5, 2021

Super straight 

A cic person who specifically likes their opposite gender (specifically male and female) and nothing else

My Sexuality is super straight

Super straight by Marshmallow2020 March 3, 2021