Simulectic

Simulectic means if something is really cool

Man that car is Simulectic

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006

simultedium

the increasingly common experience of being sick of hearing about something at almost the same moment you first hear about it.

he felt a wave of simultedium as the cable news reporter droned on about Tiger Woods' latest stripper girlfriend.

by T to the M February 8, 2010

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

Simultoke

Simultoke, two or more people smoking a toke at the same time. This can be done using 2 or more bongs, pipes, buckets, parachutes, ect... but is only a sumultoke if both tokes are lit at the same time.

Go to www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVZYmbJt7Ho and watch the video. When the music pauses, the three people are smoking a simultoke.

by Talent.Redefined July 19, 2010

simultique

When two or more people not in the same location watch a movie/video at the exact same time, usually online, and then text each other live, non-stop, critiques of the movie in real time. This is done generally to amuse each other rather than for a serious movie review. Ongoing critiques and comments are often used to reference real events in the lives of the movie watchers or to predict what will happen next in the plot (or what should have happened to make the story better/worse) . In general, if none of the viewers have seen the film before, the better the simultique will be.

Can be used as a ruse for other work related needs: Do you want to join our simultique this afternoon during the all-employee conference call?

During our simultique of the movie V/H/S, my buddy accurately predicted when the next boob shot would occur.

Since I heard that film was awful, I prefer to simultique it during work hours because it is actually enjoyable to watch that way.

by PhotoPilot April 21, 2015

Smulle

A transvestite with the thickest dick in the world. Similar to Smully

Did you see the bulge in smulle's pants last night?
Yeah didn't know if it he was a smully or smulle

by Wag1.2 October 26, 2017

simulology

The religion and belief the the world is a giant computer simulation running on someone's laptop. As a computer simulation, it is believed that the world is out of balance and with enough time, generations, and trial and error it will evolve itself out into a perfect society.

Hey Mike, are you catholic?
No man, I believe in simulology

by Starbuck14 March 17, 2018