Shmedium

1. The cross between small and medium
2. Usually in reference to penis size

1. Can i get a Shmedium subway sandwich
2. No its not that big its only shmedium

by SecretAgentBobbers December 4, 2012

Smedley

Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.

-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.

by The Toad Mother January 9, 2011

Shmedium

It is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.

"The girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium". or the abrevited version. " I have an angry little shmede."

by TomCon1987 January 7, 2013

Sumeher

A big poopiehead who likes to be a ranjot and also is soooo into random animes

Sumeher is so dumb

by TaTtImOnStEr October 5, 2020

shmedly

tiny stick figures that you draw when you're bored

One of John Paul's favorite activities was drawing shmedlies during biology.

by phillip asher December 17, 2003

smedium

Size (usually article of clothing) too big for a small but too small for a medium. Used perjoratively to refer to an irregular size.

He's shirt is so smedium!

by Nice April 4, 2003

Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

by Willow May 13, 2005