An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
by suburban cougar June 23, 2007
Get the suburban cougar mug.It's funny how most of these people love making fun of the suburbs, when half of them likely live there. Only crude stuck up white kids would write about these things, since most people in an urban landscape don't really give a shit.
"White kids all think they are individuals, when really, they are all alike."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"They must be a suburbanite."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"They must be a suburbanite."
by WhiteGuy July 29, 2008
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by COO September 23, 2003
Get the suburban dictionary mug.Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??
Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!
Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
by da ali g August 1, 2006
Get the suburban parking asshat mug.A suburb defined by "white flight" or the propensity for upper-middle class families to move away from the high crime centralized areas of the inner-city. President Obama addressed this issue in his famous speech on race during his first campaign for President in 2008.
by FairleyWhiteGuy November 17, 2010
Get the Vanilla Suburb mug.A person who does not live inside the city limits of Boston, Mass. Many of them grew up in the suburbs or lived in the city until they were five then moved to the North or south shore or some bumfuck town out on the pike. If you do not live in Southie, Mattapan, Roslindale, Westie, Eastie, Charlestown,Downtown, Dorchester, JP, Hyde Park, the North End, Roxbury etc, you are a not from Boston and therefore should stop saying you are from boston. Many suburbanites come to Boston on the weekend with their Red Sox hat and walk around like their the shit and act like they are from the city. They fail to realize that there are other parts of the city. People in the neighborhoods like Dot and Southie say we are from southie and Dot not Boston. Many native bostonians despise these outsiders and fakes with a passion. Suburbanites don't have the right to say they are from boston: they dont put up with the crime, shootings, high taxes, dirty streets, lack of parking spaces, increasing yuppies, traffic, homeless people etc.
Me- "Hey where ya from"
Suburbanite- "I'm from Boston"
Me- "What part"
Suburbanite- "I live in Wellsley"
Me- " Oh your one of those ignorant rich suburbanites who acts like they are from the city huh, please drop the act and kill yourself"
Suburbanite- "I'm from Boston"
Me- "What part"
Suburbanite- "I live in Wellsley"
Me- " Oh your one of those ignorant rich suburbanites who acts like they are from the city huh, please drop the act and kill yourself"
by $teve December 25, 2008
Get the Suburbanite mug.1: A place that's full of students that think they're better than everyone else. The snobbiest school in the world. A school where everyone smokes weed and the girls suck dick in the halls.
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
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