Suburban

Anything that is so sickeningly conservative, republican, sheltered, and censored that it is devoid of any sort of growth, emotion, intelligence, or even real in any shape, way, or form of the word.

1.George Carlin: Don't be so suburban! Gay, Straight, it's all the same. There's no lines anymore.

Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.

2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!

Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban

by Willionaire February 14, 2008

suburbia

UK Top 10 song (#8) in 1986 by the Pet Shop Boys from the album "Please". Song & video inspired by the film of the same name by Penelope Spheris about disaffected, rioting youths. One of my fave PSB songs of all time.

Let's take a ride, run with the dogs tonight, in suburbia.

Suburbia, where the suburbs meet utopia.

by joannedj January 14, 2007

Suburban Gay

A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.

Look at this suburban gay on grindr.

by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013

suburban cougar

An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.

"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.

by suburban cougar June 23, 2007

suburbanite

It's funny how most of these people love making fun of the suburbs, when half of them likely live there. Only crude stuck up white kids would write about these things, since most people in an urban landscape don't really give a shit.

"White kids all think they are individuals, when really, they are all alike."

"Really?"
"Yes."
"They must be a suburbanite."

by WhiteGuy July 29, 2008

suburban dictionary

the dictionary used by yuppies, with words such as "fetch" and "neato"

Trent, why dont you look up "neato" in the suburban dictionary, and give us the definition?

by COO September 23, 2003

suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.

Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.

by da ali g August 1, 2006