strident

Loud and obnoxious, in-your-face, cacophonous, dissonant, screeching, shrill, grating.

Anne Boleyn's stridently sexy allure, sophistication, and sharp tongued wit captivated Henry VIII.

Glenn Beck sobbed and whined stridently in his reactionary performance, based more on emotion and pandering than on sound information.

The Tea Party shrieked their bizarre agenda stridently over the news, their lack of adequate education was painfully clear; it's doubtful that any of them even knew what the Boston Tea Party was really about.

by Lorelili August 17, 2011

Drone Strike

The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.

Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.

by moleymoley May 11, 2013

The White Stripes

A rock band that continues to frustrate pompous critics by actually living up to the hype. The White Stripes have always produced quality records, but in recent years have released three classics in a row ("White Blood Cells", "Elephant", and the newest, "Get Behind Me Satan").

"Red Rain", "My Doorbell", and "Take, Take, Take". Three great tracks off the newest record by The White Stripes. If you think those songs suck, you don't like rock music. Period.

by Squid Wrangler December 28, 2005

stride of pride

The stroll across campus after a one night stand. Usually slower and with more gusto than the walk of shame. Typically reserved for men as one night stands garner respect and bragging rights with your buddies. However, women can be seen doing the stride of pride after being rocked the previous night as opposed to the one minute man or dealing with whiskey dick.

Jon: Look at her hair. Definitly the walk of shame.
Frank: Sorry, look at the shit-eating grin on her face. Definitly the stride of pride.

by capt. redfinger September 10, 2005

Counter Strike: Source

An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.

*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.

A typical Counter Strike: Source match

Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game

by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008

the white stripes

a band too great for most dumbfucks to comprehend. also actually has a blues-based background and is inspired by some of the greatest musicians of all time unlike most bands that are basically just record deals given to random people walking on the street.

teresa-im going to the white stripes concert!
dave-they're terrible and jack white cant sing!
teresa-you're a fuckin idiot, go listen to dashboard confessional and yellowcard and paramore!

by i_dont_think_so2009 February 24, 2009

noob strafe

A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.

The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.

The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.

by flabby---- May 25, 2006