More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).
The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.
A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.
The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.
A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.
Many of the little misfits on The Pick-Up Artist may be considered slinkers....whereas Mystery, the host, is a straight up creeper.
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1) Although the team moved to a new location they still are suffering from the same stinkerization.
2) Damn, I can't believe how bad his BO is after working out. Dude is suffering from supreme stinkerization..
2) Damn, I can't believe how bad his BO is after working out. Dude is suffering from supreme stinkerization..
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When someone covers up your bumper sticker and puts another over the old.
When someone covers up your bumper sticker and puts another over the old.
The kid at the record store today was a sticker switcher; I can't believe he got that original press for 99 cents.
I almost caught the sticker switcher who covered up the Ron Paul bumper sticker on my car with an Obama bumper sticker.
I almost caught the sticker switcher who covered up the Ron Paul bumper sticker on my car with an Obama bumper sticker.
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Angel: *sent you a sticker*
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Raymond: f*ck.. I've been stickerzoned! :(
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Raymond: f*ck.. I've been stickerzoned! :(
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