stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

Stifficulty

Erectile Dysfunction

I am sorry, I seem to be having stifficulty.

by STSD February 25, 2009

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

Stiffy pancake

(Verb) When you roll up a pancake, freeze it, and use it as a dil-do.

I'm gonna stiffy pancake my girlfriend in the ass!

by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Sneaky Stiffler

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.

"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."

by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009