ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford June 5, 2005

Egg on Sticks

An egg on sticks is a woman who is blessed with skinny legs, but from top of the buttocks to the shoulders looks like a basketball. Hence, egg on sticks. Also known as a lollipop.

Dude! That chick is round as shit, but her legs are skinny! Very strange... She's like an Egg on Sticks"

by Lonnie Jenkins Stabone April 16, 2011

Sticked Up

To have/keep a gun on you.

Ex 1. Im sticked up my yute, don't test me!

Ex 2. Im sticked up like a blind man, please touch my balls

by Fuck eh May 11, 2020

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006

cancer stick

i.e. a cigarette. One way a smoker might difuse a non-smoker's disapproval of nicotine use. Use with a sarcastic tone of voice. See also killer stick.

Chet: Hey Jill, see you're still burning up those cancer sticks.

Jill: Screw you, Chet.

by ignor July 5, 2003

Lick and Stick

When a man has to lick his hand to wet himself before sex because the woman's not moist enough to get it in. Usually means you're not doing something correct to get her excited.

Girl I wasn't even wet! He had to do the lick and Stick to gain entry! Maybe foreplay shouldn't of been missed

by heyithappens April 4, 2015

whoopie stick

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007