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Stealth Cheers

A drinking game where you must 'Cheers' the person/s near you without their knowledge. When glass contact is made you shout 'Stealth Cheers'.

Rule: The person you are stealth cheers-ing must be holding their drink at the time.
he came up behind me, smashed his beer against mine and yelled 'Stealth Cheers'.
by Swashbuckers March 29, 2010
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Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011
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Stealth it

To "Stealth it" a verb.

Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).

Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.

To "stealth it" per se

Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.

Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.

To "stealth it" in other situations

Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:

Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."

Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."

Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Caveat. Sadly, I learned this term from a Craigslist ad whereby an individual explained he had contracted HIV from an individual whom had decided to "stealth it" when the contracting individual bottomed. He caught him but it was too late.
by yarden1234567 April 20, 2015
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Stealth Bomber

When you don't pay attention or even talk to a girl at all the whole night at a party, and then after words you bang her.
At the party Jorge scouted out a hot blonde, but failed to even initiate a conversation with her the whole night. After the party came to a conclusion he texted her and she went home with him. The rest was history. She was a victim of the stealth bomber!
by rssss51 October 21, 2009
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stealth facebooking

Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.
I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
by Sophie987654321 December 9, 2008
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stealth cheeseburger

A hamburger in which crumbles of cheese, usually cheddar or blue cheese, are mixed into the ground beef. This makes it a cheeseburger - but the cheese is hidden inside the patty, hence "stealth".
Can't wait for your next BBQ - I've been jonesing for your awesome stealth cheeseburgers.
by Slamburglar June 14, 2009
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stealth creeper

To creep on someone on Facebook without making it obvious and/or letting them know. You can do this by looking at their page, friend, pictures, etc just NOT LIKING or COMMENTING on anything.

This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
Sally- OH DANG LUCY NOW TIM KNOWS I CREEP ON HIM BECAUSE I CAME UP AS #1 FAN!

Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
by AwkwardTeenagers123 July 15, 2011
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