Stealth Wealth

Stealth wealth is the practice of keeping your true wealth hidden from others — even friends and family members.

John is a classic example of stealth wealth, he drives around in a used older Kia while wearing hoodies and jeans, yet he has thousands of dollars stashed in the bank.

by LadyOrion February 13, 2018

Stealth Missue

When you make a stealth mission to grab tissues (etc.) from an area because you're covered in cum and you don't want your mother/guardian/etc. to see that shid.

John: Yo, Ryan aren't your parents at home? We just did VC Masturbation and you said you were covered in fuckin’ cum man.

Ryan: I know dude, but don't worry i did a stealth missue I'm fine bro.
John: Thats good bro.
James: Wait, you guys were doing VC Masturbation without me?!

by Chocoboi March 22, 2020

stealth mode

To change from using your work email (which is probably being monitored) to an internet based email account so that you can continue emailing without being detected.

'Lads, my work email keeps blocking that romance picture you keep trying to send me, I've had enough, I'm switching to stealth mode to continue the banterage'.

by The Yam August 9, 2006

stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

stealth mohammed

When you have a turtle head poking and you pull a mooney, and no-one notices the stealthy turtle head mohammed excrement.

I was in my car on the motorway, and i pulled a mooney, the guy was proper wrecked and did'nt relise it was a stealth mohammed!!!!!111!!!!1!

by Perrald August 7, 2006

stealth mode

Involves moving across the office in utter silence, utilising a deadly efficient walking method where you feet hardly touch the ground.

People can't see you move when you use Stealth Mode.

"One minute I was alone in the cubicle, then Bilbo Bog was in there with me staring at my genitals."

"He must have used Stealth Mode"

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Stealth Whale

The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!

Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.

by Dean Malone March 26, 2009