Starclucks

A group of chatty women and their offspring taking up space and being
loud in any suburban Starbucks. Often resembles a flock of hens and
their chicks pecking and clucking around a henhouse.

The group of women may include MILFs and MIRFs and can often be
seen with whale tail, sea cow tail, and wearing mom jeans.

Their conversations can be heard over the din of their
free ranging brood and usually involve giving other moms advice on
parenting or complaining about their husbands.

MJ: "David, I can't hear you on your cell phone!"

David: "Sorry for the background noise, I'm at a Starbucks and there's
a Starclucks here."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary February 21, 2009

Starbucksed

Act of getting daily Starbucks fix

I am so tired, I need to go get Starbucksed.

Russell looks so out of it, has he been Starbucksed yet today?

by Ingaling February 28, 2010

starbucks slut

Someone who frequents Starbucks so often, they know drink specials and even have memorized prices and special orders. They might forget a close friend's birthday, but they know when PSL comes out. (And if you know what PSL means).

"Holy Crap, here come Brittany! Make sure her double half-caff frappucino with extra whip, and caramel sauce is ready"
"I see her! God, she is SUCH a STARBUCKS SLUT"

by Stereotypical White Person October 16, 2013

starbucks is gay

starbucks is only for gay quiers and whore wight girls

yeeeeeet starbucks is gay

by school is depressing October 29, 2019

Alaskan starfuck

When two male and female transsexuals are fucking in bed and the woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.

Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.

by MURDOCISGOD June 19, 2017

starbucks

The only place where a White Mocha Frappuccino or Caramel Macchiato can be called just coffee.

Man, I can't make it through the morning without my coffee. Thank God for Starbucks!

*Continues to drink milk-shake*

by Namelessness December 31, 2008

starbucks outfit

The traditional outfit often worn by teenage girls from an apartment/flat to a Starbucks. Not in order to impress anyone, rather for the hell of it. Usually consisting of a bikini, with at least some of it exposed in some way, hotshorts or a short skirt, and if it is below freezing outside, perhaps some tights and a light jacket.

"Oh my gosh I am CRAVING a tall caramel latte right now. So badly."

"Oh em gee, totally! I would kill for a grande hot apple cider. Go get on your Starbucks outfit!"

"Kay, let me find my bikini."

by Enlightened Jen May 19, 2006