Stapey Berliner

The most disgusting, perverted sex act imaginable. So wrong, so twisted, and therefore so irresistibly tantalizing that a description cannot be stated for fear that the world itself will face eternal destruction from the fact that it will rock your socks' faces off.

If you really want to know what a Stapey Berliner is, ask Morgan Enos.

by thestapeyberliner April 20, 2009

Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by MrZero December 10, 2009

Stapple

The stem of a pipe

Yo' bazle razzle, I found this dizzy Stapple to match the glass piece swap fo ya! Let me know if you need the linkage. I'm hung up at the moment, I'll be done listening to "To The Pain," when He finnaly looks me in the Eye, and lets it out.

by lillyliverksally October 22, 2009

Stapp

To Stapp; having been stapped; etc.

The act of intentionally disrupting pleasant thoughts by injecting thoughts of Creed, specifically, "Higher." A form of "Rick Rolling" or any other musical trolling.

I had Pink Floyd stuck in my head, and then that bastard Stapped me.

by SimAlex June 2, 2014

staples

an expression of awesomeness

You got the new album? That shit's staples!

by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009

Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.

"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."

by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008

Stapléton

When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".

"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."

by POBox December 7, 2009