Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

Cave Spring High School

A school that is riddled with diseases (ie: rats), worst disease being the lack of effort and school spirit by classmates and teachers.

Cave Spring High School isn’t the best but the concentration of gays make it tolerable.

by dontfatshamethecheerleaderswtf February 13, 2021

Charlie Spring

Gay Panic

“Masculine guys can be gay.” -Charlie Spring

by wemakewords... June 13, 2022

Hot Spring Hurricane

When a man lays face up between two chairs and a woman squats down with a leg on either chair and begins pissing down on the mans face.

"God, last night was incredible! Jessica gave me a Hot Spring Hurricane while I pleasured myself! Oh boy there was piss everywhere I felt like I was in heaven!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

Chuck a spring hill

To go around in circles; to go nowhere

"Josh, where were you? Did you guys chuck a spring hill?"

"Yeah Vish, we got lost and couldn't find our way."

by Perezita March 21, 2009

Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

spigger

A delightfully racist term describing the genetic hybrid offspring as a result of one black/African descent parent still commonly referred to as a nigger and one parent of Mexican descent, Spanish descent, or another Spanish speaking country descent, also commonly referred to as a spic. The term is used so as to shorten the time it takes to offend the spigger at hand and marries up the first two consonants and vowel of the word "spic" and the second syllable of the word "nigger". Genetic physical results vary from offspring to offspring with some resembling more characteristics of an African individual, while others will resemble more of a Mexican/Spanish individual causing visual confusion of looking one way but actually being that way and another way. There are also those spiggers, who look equally like both genetic chromosomal donors thus clearing up any initial visual confusion.

BJ has always taken pride in the fact that he has never had any sort of sexual romp with a black woman, AKA nigger, but on many instances has been drawn to the darken skin, hair, and the more exotic look of a Mexican/Spanish female, AKA spic. With the unfortunate hybrid breeding that is now taking place these days, the time may come when BJ will be fooled into thinking he's tossing it into the pooper of ONLY a spic, when in fact, he is fucking a spigger.

by Butters/Trace December 9, 2008