Jumping strays

Stealing unattended or abandoned drinks at a bar or party.

As in, Im so broke Ive been jumping strays all night.

by charlotte's big pole January 30, 2006

goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.

Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."

by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008

Wasp spray dope

Crystallized wasp spray Which is used to imitate methamphetamine

Im all out of crank so I'm gonna smoke some wasp spray dope

by Alex1043 May 6, 2020

Polish spray and wash

To soil ones clothing, then attempt to make the stain seem recent by using an empty container of the item spilled as an accessory.

John: " U don't even have coffee in that cup do u?"
Chuck: "what?!"
John: "Yeah, ur just carrying around that cup to make it seems like u spilled that on urself today"
Chuck: "Ur good"
John: "I know all about Polish spray and wash"

by Colombojew August 4, 2007

Bangkok Bug-Spray

A man inserts his penis into a woman's anus and then stimulates her nipples so that they begin to lactate. After the lactation begins, he then walks her around "pumping" her (like a can of bug spray) while squirting her breast milk around the room (like bug spray).

"Dude, what are all these weird stains on everything?"

"Oh, sorry about that, me and Allisen were doing the Bangkok Bug-Spray and got breast milk on everything. It won't come out"

by theylo fejon August 15, 2008

Pray n' Spray

When a guy closes his eyes when about to ejaculate, and just lets it out all over his partner, hoping it ends up in a good spot.

She was about to finish me off, but I pulled out, prayed, and sprayed.

by Tetsuo February 22, 2003

crop spraying

Crop spraying - explosive diarrhoea in which one decorates the toilet bowl with fart art in much the same way as a farmer sprays dung onto his field

Doctor to patient: "ah yes, its Mr Smith isnt it? So how are the bowels today, are we crop spraying or cable laying?"

by Martin Duxon July 17, 2003