Spoobie

Wes; otherwise known as a retarded ass person.
Red beard
Short
Zero bar for penis

That guy Wes drives a corolla and fucks black chicks, he’s such a spoobie!

by Spoobh8r September 26, 2018

spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.

Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!

by Dambana December 11, 2011

snoopid

retarded snoopy, or when someone tries to say snoopy but feels stupid saying it. Usually there's some awkward hand motions going with it. The term also has to be yelled out at the most random times and awkward situations.

person 1: "hey what time is it?"

person 2: "Um... its almost...SNOOPID!

by i0dan October 28, 2009

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.

Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.

by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

Spooning

Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.

1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!

by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014