splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019

sploopnoodle

The cousin of the poopnoodle just add a little sperm, and a little blood and you get sploopnoodle

I got a sploopnoodle from your mom last night

by Darnell Nelson August 24, 2019

Sploop

The mixture of cum and poop that comes out of the ass after anal sex

I had to take a sploop after having anal sex

by Galaxy moon November 8, 2019

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Sploo

Sploosh or sploo very cool, drippy, or badass and is generally a positive term. It can also has multiple other meanings like Getting paper (money), keeping it real, and being certified/valid; ect

"He got that Sploo on him"
"My boy to sploo rn ✅"
"As of recently I been feeling my pockets up with sploo”

by Rumrum May 8, 2022