Splooge

A mixture of male and female saliva, sweat, and sexual secretions. Often the result of sticky, sweaty, nasty, unprotected hardcore sexual activities

My sheets are stained with splooge.

by skullodream August 26, 2008

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

sploobed

Derived from splooge and boob.

Refers to shooting a load on a (usually fat) chick's boobs.

"Did you fuck that fattie last night?"

"No, her pussy stunk so bad I sploobed her and kicked her to the curb!"

by smegma roach September 11, 2005

Sploogie

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

splooker

the debris that flies out of your mouth when your speaking. food, spit...etc

during my conversation with patty she splookered all over me

by machelle January 12, 2008

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010