PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

Knee-splitter

The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.

The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.

by SoyProtein January 10, 2012

Rail splitter

When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint

Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter

by PinHeadLarry3 November 9, 2017

splitskies

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.

-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006

splittail

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

by zuba February 2, 2005

pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

splidow

an exclamation, usually with positive connotation, used for describing slam-dunks, acing exams, or bodacious lady parts.

"I jupmed from the free-throw line like Jordan, and splidow! 2 points!" or "This girl walked by, and the booty was like splidow!!"

by Shawnwahn December 9, 2008