Splankton

The art of fucking a penguin while jerking off to plankton from spongebob

Yo I went and tried splankton the other day, kinda hard to find a penguin

by Splankton101 November 22, 2016

spawn rate

The rate at witch one person, or an administration consisting of a group of people or a computer-program, summons entities to a social environment. Entities may be persons (people), monsters in a game, or even 'the giving birth to children'. Birth-rate or "spaw nrate" of giving birth to children, is about 1 per second in world. The spawnrate of entities is mostly based on pre-calculations for having a relative space and time, so it will not cause lag for the social network. The more space and time calculated for the spawns, the higher rate is possible without causing lag. Another example is: A party-administrator that has spawned a lot of people to the location (via not-so-personal invites), can make the party-administration lag, if not having planned it right in time and space - and may even destroy the party itself. A way to high spawn-rate-calculation compare to space/time, results in lag. Meaning; stuttering, confusing behavior, important features or functions that is completely skipped.

The spawn rate for monsters and animals in game is set to the default-setting, so there not will be crowds of animals and monsters, making the computer slow or even crash.

by Doctrinary Nubia July 9, 2016

Splan

A word you say when you have to no clue what else to fucking say.

Teacher: Sean what's the answer to #4?
Sean: Uhhh SPLAN!

by LITBOYCAM July 12, 2017

Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017

Spawned

To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.

I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003

Devil's Spawn

A person that is born from the uterus of the devil, does mean and bitchy things, is pure evil

This bitch named Brianna Falcon, she's the devil's spawn xdxdxdxd

by brianna falcon March 27, 2017

Spawn-Point

Refers to the location you were born in (Country/City/Town...)

i was born into this garbage country & i wish i had a better Spawn-Point

by Protix February 5, 2022