making grandma's pizza

v.making, made, going to make grandma's pizza- refers to a sexual act in which the male takes a bowl and fills it with mixed fruit. The female must then take the fruit and spread it evenly across a piece of bread. The bread is then inserted into a toaster and the male will then attempt to have sex with the toaster. He should now be burnt along with the bread crumbs and mixed fruit on his erect penis. The male will then proceed to have regular intercourse with the female with his burnt, bread crumb and mixed fruit covered penis. This gives the female and some mentally insane males with a fettish of getting his penis burnt intense pleasure.

George went to the hospital because he was making grandma's pizza with Sally and he accidentally had the toaster set at the highest setting.

Male-"Lets make some of grandma's pizza baby."
Female-"OK, do we have bread?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"Do we have fruit?"
Male-"Yeah"
Female-"OK then lets do this. Wait! Is it mixed fruit?"
Male-"...n..no"
Female-"Then forget the pizza; no sex for you."
Male-"...." *sob*

by Adamska August 31, 2008

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

spizz

Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.

After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing

by Gabe from West Chester March 21, 2008

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

slizzarted

Being extremly high and drunk on a week night. Typically on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.
Slizzard+Retarted=Slizzarted

Last Monday I was so Slizzarted I missed my first two classes.

by smo7436 November 1, 2010

shizzalackin

A slang word meaning cool. Used to describe an emotion, feeling, or state of being. Commonly used when describing a place or oneself's current state Derived from the words 'shizzle' and 'lackin'.

Yo man this is shizzalackin!

Hey homie how you doin? Shizzalackin!

by VJVswan December 8, 2010