spider

creepy crawly gross things that are simply there to scare the hell out of you and jump out of those piles of crap in your room.
however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.

the spider is sitting; lurking in the dark until such time it can come out and sit on the girls finger before she notices.

by jlizard August 9, 2008

The Spider

The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider

by Rackbarzee April 26, 2011

Spider Dart

The act of spreading a chicks ass cheeks apart, so it looks like a spider web. Then proceeding to quickly shoot your tongue into her ass.

Last night, I opened the girls ass and gave her a spider dart.

by John and Jami December 15, 2004

Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.

Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.

by wonderpony February 8, 2009

Spider webbing

To lure females into your room and feed them shots with intentions of sexual penetration....similair to how a spider traps their pray and leaves them defenseless...often done by frat brothers and nursing students...

Shit dude did you read the paper Lain got arrested for spider webbing last night....

by Iron butterfly91 January 20, 2011

Spider-Man

(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"

Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"

by Emmaroo August 25, 2004

Spidercloud

Spidercloud... English folk band. Hits include 'Eternal Death', 'Ghosts can't play guitar', 'Herd of a hundred horses'. Currenly making a musical. Hold frequent gigs in graveyard. Famous for not doing drugs. Check out www.myspace.com/spidercloud

Rock on Spiders!! Peace to the world!

Spidercloud rocks man.

by Jenny Spider December 9, 2008