Spanking the ham

furious masturbation

"My roommate Tyler was spanking the ham last night and woke me up.

by gorilla tongue December 16, 2008

spanked

To be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.

Man, our team got spanked!

by Borble August 20, 2003

ankle spanker

An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.

Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!

by Linda December 26, 2004

gangster spank

a 'Gangster Spank' entails spanking a person with two fingers protuding from the bottom of ones hand, aimed for the spankees colon. upon spanking, the fingers should enter the anus.

Shit man, after i nailed that bitch, i gave her the Gangster Spank.

by Clinton, the DP April 28, 2006

Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

by NZAP 9041 November 22, 2011

Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.

That fatty looks like she's been spanked with a waffle iron.

by OrganDonor2u May 15, 2012

spank me red

The color your girlfriend's ass turns after spanking her during sex

Hannah's ass turned into a deep state of spank me red after sex last night

by Tsnyder May 17, 2017