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Semtex

After sex, removing a condom full of JIZZ and tying a knot in it. It is then thrown at your partner while yelling "SEMTEX OUT." Hopefully it will stick to your partner for the full effect.
After Sex...
Her: OMG, That was amazing.
Him: *Throws condom at her* Semtex out!!
Her: *Sticks to forehead.
by Ham Lincoln September 22, 2019
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gluteus-spectacularaus

a Rubenesque depiction of the human buttocks suitable for posting on an online blog without fear of ramification by the blog's police.
Oh and when it comes to Ms Joy Behar, tell her to pucker up and kiss my gluteus-spectacularaus.
by RevPettibone March 12, 2010
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Specter

n. A funny ass sub, has definitely been on an acid trip one too many times, and probably stashes weed in his brownies. This sub would state the most random facts, that are probably made up as he is so high. You can get contact high just from being aroun him. That's how many drugs he's probably done.
Wow our sub today was such a specter... That was mad funny!
by RISxLOVESxMUSIC March 25, 2009
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Spamtard

A fucking retard that forwards every stupid, inspritional, and or other annoying email without checking it's origins against Snopes.com.
What a spamtard, everyone knows not to give money to Lybians!
by Jon M. B November 24, 2009
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SpamTube

Its when a person or people put phishing scam links on YouTube video comments on how to make money, instead of getting a real job. Usually gets the highest thumbs up on the video page, even though its a scam.
I learned on how to make money and retire early. (Phishing scam link)

Reply: This is YouTube, NOT SpamTube
by SniperSoldier September 29, 2013
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Specter Shot

A photo (typically a selfie taken with a smartphone) that is blurred due to camera movement resulting in a ghost-like figure of whatever you take the photo of.
Dude look at this specter shot I just took of my cat!
by Xyloar November 11, 2013
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spamton

a very funny salseman that i may or may not have a very deep attraction to and i want to give him all the love he deserves because he needs it. oh yeah also i want to fuck him. (im sorry)
person 1: spamton is my favorite deltarune chapter 2 character! how about you?

me: i want spamton in my bed right the fuck now
by possum did not write this March 21, 2022
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