Swallow

What your mom should've done.

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by Kenzin December 19, 2010

swallow

What a woman does when she wants a man to marry her. Swallow his spunk, pick up his used underwear and cook him a steak and you're 75% of the way to an engagement ring.

When Sally swallowed Harry's load, he knew she was the one.

by FIshy~~ March 27, 2009

as shallow as piss on concrete

Very shallow and not long-lasting - painting a visualisation of piss quickly soaking in to the concrete.

That girl is so unreliable, she is as shallow as piss on concrete

by Brian Butterly August 7, 2006

Stallones

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).

Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."

by jabeans February 26, 2011

shallow

an idiot who likes someone only for their looks.

that girl is really shallow

by misskitty23 February 28, 2015

park and swallow

The act of parking a car in some remote area and drinking, usually beer. Park and Swallows are normaly excecuted by underage teens on nights where a party is unavailable and the participants just want to get drunk. The park and swallow is confirmed to have originated in western ny.

Park and Swallow?

Dude, we have school in the morning.

And?

I'll get the yuengling.

by TheDude51392 October 27, 2010

shallow swimmer

someone from the shallow end of the gene pool. An idiot, a fucknut, moron etc. Someone whose parents should have gotten out of the gene pool.

Watching Steve stick the knife in the toaster, you could tell, he was a shallow swimmer.

by kookystill March 21, 2010