Sniperdad

n. When person A has sex with person B's mother, person A becomes person B's Sniperdad. A preexisting friendship is implied.

"Dude, did you hear about Trevor?"
"No, what?"
"He fucked Alan's mom."
"Yo! Trevor's Alan's Sniperdad!"

by Men Without Tits January 10, 2009

sniper

for professional school students (med school, law school, etc.)

like a gunner, but instead of letting everyone know he/she is a gunner, this person silently works hard, but appears very chill; in the end he/she kicks everyone's ass when the exam grades come out.

med student: dude man, he is a gunner.
med student2: no man, he's a sniper; never see him study and super chill, but just keep getting As

by mcgmd September 3, 2010

Bilge Snipe

A naval term for the people on ships who work below decks, in engine rooms, bilges, etc. These sailors have been known to get nose bleeds when they go above waterline.

My brother was a bilge snipe the entire time he was on the USS Enterprise.

by Atomic Johnny March 29, 2005

Quick Snipe

A term used in the Socom series when someone jumps, zooms in, shoots, then zooms out when they hit the ground.

Did you see me quick snipe him? Insane!

by Levi N. July 10, 2006

Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.

Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.

by Gaidin014 March 10, 2009

snipe

a smaller version of the woodcock often found in marshy areas that is notoriously difficult to shoot

johny bagged a rather fine brace of snipe up at poormanbury last saturday

by hewgo grinsten September 24, 2003

chat sniper

To send a chat request to someone over an instant messanger like MSN or Yahoo the instant they log in with some random hello or strange quote.

Mech clicks login
0.5 seconds later
Neon: Hi, did you know kittens are furry?
Mech: HOLY HELL, stop being such a chat sniper fool. At least let the email warning come through first!!!!

by Prophet Mech April 25, 2006