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Snarf

(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
by TheProfessor420 October 27, 2012
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Snarcastic

A little bit snarky, a little bit sacastic...sarcasm with a hint of snarky.
Read this email, does it sound snarcastic?
by Snowblindfrog October 20, 2009
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snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.
Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.
by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012
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snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.
ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005
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snaj

why can't a snaj go to the store? Because hes a SNAJ!!!
by bobby joe brown junior June 2, 2004
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snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
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snarfbuckle

When you try to buckle your pants but realize the belt is either twisted or completely backwards. Usually occurs when you're running late for something.
Dude, I was so late to class today! I was halfway out the door when I realized I had snarfbuckled my belt.
by Sarah_rocks_1177 November 6, 2007
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