smut cave

A fantasmagorical location, often fictional or hyperreal, that possesses a strong base sexual connotation generally relating to the female gender.

"Wow that Georgia O'Keffe exhibit was a real smut cave."

smut cave by green pornoist April 6, 2009

smut jawn 

slut girl that is a deceiving liar, pretty much all girls.
-originated in philly

Ayo smut jawn!

Dam, i didn't know that smut jawn was fucking everyone?!
Yea that jawn is a smut.

smut jawn by SloppyJ December 6, 2007

smut novel 

my stimulations for those oh so lonely nights

the smut novel got so good that i shoved my fingers up my pussy

smut novel by fucknut April 6, 2005

Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.

Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big

Smut Rock by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009

smut nuts 

Musty, hairy, funky nuts. Overused and under washed.

What stinks? Probably Sam, he has smut nuts.

smut nuts by Junebug6464 April 23, 2014

Smut Pirate 

Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie

You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!

Smut Pirate by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

smut puppy 

Someone who is a sucker for smut, sex, pornos and strippers.
Also, a band from Michigan.

any guy who thinks watching porn together is a date, is a total smut puppy.

smut puppy by Katie(has a sense of humor) May 4, 2007