Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 5, 2013

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

OwO *snuggles you* UwU

If you use this, you're not wrong, just don't do that to random people, K?

Random message: OwO *snuggles you* UwU
Person: Uhh...
Random messager: W-what..? TwT

by thegg1ord May 10, 2021