the smiling devil

A bad ass navy seal who is part of the howitzer squad and got his nickname tsd (the smiling devil) because he smiled while stomping in a man's head.

Oh god it's the smiling devil... RUN!!!
Bad ass

by The smiling devil June 4, 2016

scolirk

The fattest, ugliest, 6 types of herpes, 17 types of hepatitis, and 9,000 charges have been filed against him for public indecency by just existing. The gendre and species of it has not been identified yet, but some think that it may be from a distant galaxy where being a newb is looked up upon. Some say this creature would rape little men for enjoyment. It is also the leader of NAMBLA. In its spare time it likes to ram richard simmons penis into its home-made mangina. This creature will also answer to Nile.

Scolirk had nasty ugo-on-ugo sex with richard simmons

by Ingested December 12, 2008

Scoliosis

1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.

2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)

3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.

4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.

5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.

Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.

by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015

joke a smoit

to smoke a joint with friends or family

Hey dude, joke a smoit and chill out hippy!

by kanusay420 May 22, 2009

smoilers

When two boys fuck eachother so hard they kill their own mothers

The smoilers were heartless, they should be in concentration camps.

by PleaseDieAlready69 June 1, 2017

Smogi

A Replacement of a word that would otherwise be used

"Did ya c the smogi on tha smog then!"
Did ya c the arse on tha girl then!

by Liam Init October 4, 2005

smolinski

only the hottest people have this last name. Smolinski's are the best people you will ever meet. You will fall in love with them straight away. If you ever meet a smolinski ask them to marry you straight away.

Smolinski's have amazing bodies and and personalities. They are all super sexy and really pretty.
They have great hair and eyes and no one hates them. It is impossible to hate them.

Ok that you. Love you xx
- from the hottest smolinski in the world.

person 1 - i met the most hottest and sexiest person last night
person 2 - they must be a smolinski.

person 1 - how did you know bro-
person 2 - best they are the hottest and sexiest people to live.

by smolinski June 20, 2021