Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020

Smoke and Mirrors

01: Something/Someone that deceives or distorts the truth.
02: Something/Someone that distorts or blurs facts ,figures, etc., like a magic or conjuring work; artful deception; tricky inventiveness.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

roll smoke

To partake in the use of marijuana.

From Hank Williams Jr's song "Family Tradition":
Hank: "So don't ask me, Hank, why do you drink?"
Crowd: "To get drunk!"
Hank: "Hank, why do you roll smoke?"
Crowd: "To get high!"
Hank: "Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?"
Crowd: "To get laid!"

by Nicholas D May 29, 2009

smoke wagon

A six-gun (Westerns) or a sidearm.

"Go on! Skin that smoke wagon..." (Wyatt Earp in the movie Tombstone)

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Victory Smoke

(noun) a cigarette consumed after some sort of accomplishment. especially used in a group effort.

Ms. Bruer - "thanks for moving my furnature, boys"

Guy 1 - "V.S!"

Guy 2 - "what? V.S?

Guy 1 - "victory smoke!"

by DisorderOfTheMind June 21, 2007

smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

by Senor Dale "Dane-o" Carrillo May 9, 2008

struggle smoking

(1) The act of preforming desperate tasks just to smoke; (2) struggles stoners go through just to smoke.

"Yo you got a pipe or some papes I can borrow?"

"Nah but I got some tin foil."

"Aii we out"

" damn bro we struggle smoking."

by Your moms next boyfriend November 15, 2014