SLOM

A word to describe a women who wheres far to much make-up. Shit Load Of Make-up

That women would be pretty if she wasnt such a SLOM

by DrAndrew August 15, 2010

Shlomo

A Jewish name. The King of ancient Israel, it’s often used by anti-semites as the “Jewish name”.

Shlomos a really nice guy!

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 February 21, 2021

Slobozia

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

by Nick March 28, 2003

Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

by 8®00† October 21, 2010

Slo-mo

The chick driving in front of you 10 under while simultaneously talking, texting, and touching up her make up.

The stupid slo-mo in front of me made me late for work.

I was trying to get my wife to the hospital before she gave birth to our first child but a group of slo-mos caused her to have the baby in the back seat of my new Mercedes.

by reed.ka March 23, 2010

slomock

lazing around and not getting anything done

I was a right slomock today, I just couldn't be bothered to get out of bed

by TennaElena December 14, 2018

Sloboggan

A sleek bullet- or sled-shaped board built much like a toboggan. Sloboggans are built for speed and travel much farther than both sleds and toboggans.

Bill went twice as far on his sloboggan as his friends on sleds.

by zimz12 December 17, 2008