Pork Sleeves

What they do with a pig's foreskin after they slaughter it. Fashionable accessories are made by drying out the skin and beading, or bejewelling it. These multi-functional pieces can be boiled and eaten if you are lost in the wilderness.

Hey Thurman, these pork sleeves would sure taste good on a salad sword!!!

by saladsorceress March 12, 2011

Pecker sleeve

A Condom

Yo John go to the gas station and pick me up some pecker sleeves

by Mr gat May 12, 2020

Sleep Sleeves

When you wake up from a deep slumber and have marks on your arms from laying on them, resembling a tattoo "sleeve"

"I woke up this morning with mad sleep sleeves man"

by DatBoiRice February 13, 2017

Jersey sleeves

Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.

I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.

by vnjersgn May 20, 2015

Crusty Sleeve

When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses

"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

pussy sleeve

when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.

it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve

by akfffsf January 14, 2007