speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

Sledding ass

When you put your dick in between her ass cheeks and start thrusting

Boyfriend:you wanna try sledding ass?
Girlfriend:hell yeah!

by Toxicpea90 October 16, 2019

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020

Sleeping Brother

Acting like you are sleeping while your homeboy is having sex next to you.

Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?

by Cop1 April 9, 2020

sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay

Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back

by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021