alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

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sledneck

Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.

Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.

by nate1276 September 11, 2011

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baby sludge

The cream that is often found on womens panties when she is ovulating. This marks a key time to become pregnant.

She had baby sludge on her black panties.

by tip top April 8, 2006

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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

by Huggabear July 13, 2012

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anal sludge

The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once hardened it requires a large spoon or spatula to get it out.

"He used his spork to clean out his anal sludge during lunch."

by Naes Ttekcup September 28, 2005

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