side google

A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.

Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.

Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."

by bear5565123 January 31, 2020

Cougar Side

A state of being. A man or boy of any age who prefers and chases younger women in their 20's (or, in general terms... much his junior) and who is emulating a woman COUGAR while seeking love or sex. Such male individuals are said to be in this state of being. Used in a similar fashion to the common western phrase: "In touch with one's Feminine Side"...... but referring to male sexual behavior, taste or preference for younger women.

"hey jim. This is a nice club. Hey check it out. There are three forty year old women over there. Wanna head on over?"

"nah, I'm all about the 23 year old girls over there in the corner. Come on, lets get acquainted. Let's get in touch with our cougar sides, tonight."

or

"I'm in touch with my Cougar Side! I love my women young"

by MyNickNameIsNotMyName May 19, 2010

side beta

noun: a male that inhibits fuckboys antics that deserves to be left on the side lines.

or: male beta

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ie: Brenda: “Whom are you seeing these days?”

Ashley: “I can’t find a main so I have a few side beta’s.”

by BuffyTheManSlayer July 10, 2018

Side v

It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.

Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.

by Jrlovebone March 28, 2017

Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

by ApexPred November 27, 2019

side co

side co Formally used in Alabama or the Deep South, having your cousin as a side hoe

Cletus: Man who's that hot girl you're with?
Clyde: Oh that's just my side co

by BayouTranslator April 4, 2016

Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.

"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 16, 2017