Stalemate

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Stale

The opposite to the British slang term 'fresh' - A person who, having come from another country to the Uk and being seen as 'fresh' has since adopted to the customs, habits, dialects etc of that particular region.

- Your grandma's from Nigeria? Is she fresh?

- Nah she's been living here quite a while, she's stale now.

***

- I lost my strong Dutch accent after spending 10 years in England.

by Captain Capable September 19, 2011

stale

Noun.
Heterosexual male.

As opposed to gay.

Dude listens to Metallica. He's totally stale, yo.

by Chrekol September 5, 2005

shaleah

A shaleah is someone who must nap all day and party all night, must be a heavy drinker and make badass twitter videos that are awesome. Typically on the short side with blonde hair very top heavy, might fall over. Loves her friends and her alcohol.

Man, Shaleah is a dime piece, she pretty much runs this shit.

by quicklover69 April 9, 2011

Staley

v.- 1. to slowly fade from social scenes and become reclusive altogether.

2. to die of a drug overdose.

in reference to layne staley, lead vocalist of grunge band alice in chains.

person 1: dude, where has joe been?
person 2: i dont know man, he staley'd.

by bella45 October 21, 2008

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011