Shadingding

something nonsensical

this guy is so shadingding at this game

by shoosh dumb shmocks December 1, 2025

Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Shedding

An alternative curse word. A person or situation is so absurd it is shedding reality

“You’ve got to be shedding me” or shortened, “You’ve got to be sheddin me”

by NevetsB January 22, 2026

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

bob sleading

the act of sticking a popsicle in a girls ass and sliding the popsicle off the stick

dude 1 i cant belive amber let me bob slead her

dude 2 no shit really?

dude 1 yea motherfucker it was grape

dude 2 congrats on the grape bob sleading

by bartimac51 January 11, 2011

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016