Shlong

Another word for the third leg between your others only found on males. Usually meaning you have a long ass cock.

Friend 1:yall what's a shlong?
Friend 2:a abnormally large penis
Friend 3: -dying-
Friend 4:yo I have a shlong
The whole group: -also dying-

by locallurbandictionaryexplorer January 7, 2024

big ahh shlong

ishowspeed has this

chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Speeds big ahh shlong:

by Theone and only ky November 21, 2023

Shlong Head

Lujain

Lujain is a shlong head

by The nonce May 16, 2017

Shlong

Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle

You have a nice Shlong

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

Shlong

A slang word for penis

I have got a massive shlong

by Mr boi May 28, 2018

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023