Shited

The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.

"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?

by Isildur100 June 29, 2011

Shite

A Scottish way of saying shit.

I could go for a massive shite right about now.

I feel like shite today.

You know, Andrew looks like shite today.

by howbertson March 7, 2015

Shite

The way you say "cheese" in Hungarian. Only it's spelled "sajt" cos in Hungarian "s" is "sh" and "j" is "y".
So you can say shite as much as you like, claiming it's just hungarian for cheese!

You: "Pass me some of that shite on toast"
Other person: "What did you say??"
You: "It means cheese in hungarian!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Same shite different night

An extra rhymic tweak to "same shit different day".

Same shit different day!
Same shite different night!

by Iliya Bolotyansky March 5, 2008

shite-burger

A common Australian word used when a simple fuck will not do to describe how astonished one is at a situation. Also commonly used when children are near. It seems to take the edge off.

Note: Bugger typically comes after this word in most sentences.

Harry: You have to score another point to win this game
*loses*
*looks at small children crying*
Michael: Shite-burger. Bugger this to hades.

by Mattou November 9, 2004

shiieet

usually used in the drug world and expresses deep joy and relief after taking a hit;
can be used to express any feeling of joy

"Shiieet jim, that shit was fucked"

"I'm gettin laid...shiieet."

by tyrone C. April 19, 2004

gob shite

Someone that will lie so much there words mean shit and so gob shite was invented hoora!

Terry: I got my new bike.

steve: Ya i bet were is it.

Terry: seriously at home i swear.

garry: Ha ha man your such a gob shite.

by rodam July 11, 2006